Atlanta, GA sextet The Callous Daoboys cordially invites you to The Museum of Failure, a sonic exploration of the band’s newly announced album ‘I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven’ , with a grand opening date of May 16 (via MNRK Heavy). ‘I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven’ is the follow-up to the band’s 2022 critically acclaimed full-length ‘Celebrity Therapist’ and 2023 EP ‘God Smiles Upon The Callous Daoboys’ , nominated for ‘Best Heavy Record’ in the American Association of Independent Music (A2IM) Libera Awards 2024. In their most personal album yet, listeners are welcomed 300 years into the future to such a place where mankind’s farcical attempts at immortalizing greatness are on full display, including each of the 13 tracks on the album. However, such artifacts beg the question whether these were simply ahead of their time, or rightfully discarded by patrons? Today’s glimpse inside reveals the first exhibit, “Two-Headed Trout/The Demon of Unreality Limping Like A Dog “, along with the official cinematic music video. When asked about the inspiration behind the forthcoming album, vocalist Carson Pace shared: “The album is an artifact that’s been preserved, and hundreds of years in the future, you’re listening to this album in the museum. It’s a known failure, but the narrative is ‘if it survives forever, is it truly a failure?’ “Everything is very singular and personal. I’m not making an album commenting on anything societal or political this time, this is an album just for me. It’s every emotion I’ve felt and sobering thought since 2021. I can only make this album now, not in three years when I’m thirty, not ten years ago when I was seventeen. This is the snapshot of 24-27. A scrapbook of trial and error, or better yet, a Museum of Failure.” Speaking about “Two-Headed Trout/The Demon of Unreality Limping Like A Dog “, Pace commented: “We would like to proudly present our first preview of the ‘I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven’ collection, ahead of its full release. These two pieces do not represent a thesis or mission statement of the collection, but rather two extremities. If you’re a fan of us being a rock band, I have good news for you. If you’re a fan of us being a chaotic metalcore band, I have GREAT news for you. However, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Enjoy.” Pre-order ‘I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven’ here to RSVP, take an audio tour of “Two-Headed Trout/The Demon of Unreality Limping Like A Dog“ by streaming at the link here, and watch the official music video here or in the thumbnail below. I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU IN HEAVEN The Callous Daoboys Track Listing: 1. I. Collection of Forgotten Dreams 2. Schizophrenia Legacy 3. Full Moon Guidance 4. Two-Headed Trout 5. Tears on Lambo Leather (feat. Orthodox) 6. Lemon 7. Body Horror For Birds (feat. 1st VOWS) 8. The Demon of Unreality Limping Like A Dog 9. Idiot Temptation Force 10. Douchebag Safari 11. Distracted by the Mona Lisa 12. II. Opt Out 13. III. Country Song In Reverse (feat. low before the breeze ) Don’t miss The Callous Daoboys bring the heat on the 25 Years Of Noise World Tour with Silverstein, Thursday and Bloom, going on now across North America and continuing across The UK and Europe. Shortly after returning from abroad, the band will next hit the road on the 20 Year of All’s Well That Ends Well Tour with Chiodos, Hawthorne Heights and Emmure. Later this year, band will also be performing on the Coheed And Cambria S.S. Neverender Cruise beginning in Miami, FL to Cozumel, Mexico. For ticket info, please click the link here. 25 Years Of Noise World Tour Dates with Silverstein, Thursday + Bloom: Feb 28 – Manchester, UK @ O2 Ritz Mar 1 – London, UK @ O2 Forum Kentish Town Mar 4 – Brussels, BE @ AB Box Mar 5 – Paris, FR @ Trabendo Mar 6 – Amsterdam, NL @ Melkweg Mar 7 – Wiesbaden, DE @ Schlachthof Wiesbaden Mar 8 – Munich, DE @ Backstage Werk Mar 10 – Vienna, AT @ Arena Wien Mar 11 – Nuremburg, DE @ Löwensaal Mar 13 – Berlin, DE @ Huxleys Neue Welt Mar 14 – Hamburg, DE @ Frosse Freiheit 36 Mar 15 – Cologne, DE @ Palladium Köln 20 Years of All’s Well That Ends Well with Chiodos, Hawthorne Heights + Emmure: Mar 21 – Royal Oak, MI @ Royal Oak Theater Mar 22 – Chicago, IL @ Vic Theater Mar 23 – Minneapolis, MN @ The Fillmore Mar 25 – Denver, CO @ The Fillmore Mar 26 – Salt Lake City @ The Depot Mar 28 – Seattle, WA @ The Showbox Mar 29 – Portland, OR @ Roseland Mar 31 – Los Angeles, CA @ The Wiltern Apr 1 – San Francisco, CA @ The Warfield Apr 2 – San Diego, CA @ Soma Apr 3 – Phoenix, AZ @ The Van Buren Apr 5 – San Antonio, TX @ Vibes Event Center Apr 6 – Houston, TX @ House Of Blues Apr 7 – Dallas, TX @ House Of Blues Apr 9 – St. Louis, MO @ Pageant Apr 11 – Nashville, TN @ Marathon Music Works Apr 12 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade Apr 13 – Charlotte, NC @ The Fillmore Apr 15 – St. Pete, FL @ Jannus Landing Apr 16 – Charleston, SC @ Charleston Music Hall Apr 17 – Raleigh, NC @ Ritz Apr 18 – Richmond, VA @ The National Apr 20 – Silver Spring, MD @ The Fillmore Apr 21 – New York, NY @ Webster Hall Apr 22 – Worcester, MA @ Palladium Apr 24 – Philadelphia, PA @ Franklin Music Hall Apr 25 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Roxian Theater Apr 26 – Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue Coheed And Camrbia S.S. Neverender Cruise: Nov 8-13 – Miami, FL to Cozumel, MX The Callous Daoboys new album ‘I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven’ is out 16th May 2025. Pre-order – HERE | 
