THE CALLOUS DAOBOYS Announce new album + new double-single

THE CALLOUS DAOBOYS
Welcomes You To The Museum of Failure
With Announcing New Forthcoming Album
‘I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven’
Out 16th May 2025 via MNRK Heavy

Pre-Order HERE

New Double-Single + Official Cinematic Video Out Now
Two-Headed Trout/The Demon of Unreality Limping Like A Dog
Watch HERE | Stream HERE

See The Band On The 25 Years Of Noise World Tour

With Silverstein, Thursday + Bloom
Ticket Info HERE

THE CALLOUS DAOBOYS
Photo Credit – Nick Karp

Atlanta, GA sextet The Callous Daoboys cordially invites you to The Museum of Failure, a sonic exploration of the band’s newly announced album ‘I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven’ , with a grand opening date of May 16 (via MNRK Heavy). ‘I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven’ is the follow-up to the band’s 2022 critically acclaimed full-length ‘Celebrity Therapist’ and 2023 EP ‘God Smiles Upon The Callous Daoboys’ , nominated for ‘Best Heavy Record’ in the American Association of Independent Music (A2IM) Libera Awards 2024. In their most personal album yet, listeners are welcomed 300 years into the future to such a place where mankind’s farcical attempts at immortalizing greatness are on full display, including each of the 13 tracks on the album. However, such artifacts beg the question whether these were simply ahead of their time, or rightfully discarded by patrons?

Today’s glimpse inside reveals the first exhibit, Two-Headed Trout/The Demon of Unreality Limping Like A Dog “, along with the official cinematic music video. When asked about the inspiration behind the forthcoming album, vocalist Carson Pace shared:

The album is an artifact that’s been preserved, and hundreds of years in the future, you’re listening to this album in the museum. It’s a known failure, but the narrative is ‘if it survives forever, is it truly a failure?’ 

“Everything is very singular and personal. I’m not making an album commenting on anything societal or political this time, this is an album just for me. It’s every emotion I’ve felt and sobering thought since 2021. I can only make this album now, not in three years when I’m thirty, not ten years ago when I was seventeen. This is the snapshot of 24-27. A scrapbook of trial and error, or better yet, a Museum of Failure.

Speaking about Two-Headed Trout/The Demon of Unreality Limping Like A Dog Pace commented:

We would like to proudly present our first preview of the ‘I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven’ collection, ahead of its full release. These two pieces do not represent a thesis or mission statement of the collection, but rather two extremities. If you’re a fan of us being a rock band, I have good news for you. If you’re a fan of us being a chaotic metalcore band, I have GREAT news for you. However, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Enjoy.

Pre-order ‘I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven’ here to RSVP, take an audio tour of Two-Headed Trout/The Demon of Unreality Limping Like A Dog by streaming at the link here, and watch the official music video here or in the thumbnail below.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU IN HEAVEN

The Callous Daoboys

Track Listing:

1. I. Collection of Forgotten Dreams

2. Schizophrenia Legacy

3. Full Moon Guidance

4. Two-Headed Trout

5. Tears on Lambo Leather (feat. Orthodox)

6. Lemon

7. Body Horror For Birds (feat. 1st VOWS)

8. The Demon of Unreality Limping Like A Dog

9. Idiot Temptation Force

10. Douchebag Safari

11. Distracted by the Mona Lisa

12. II. Opt Out

13. III. Country Song In Reverse (feat. low before the breeze )

Don’t miss The Callous Daoboys bring the heat on the 25 Years Of Noise World Tour with SilversteinThursday and Bloom, going on now across North America and continuing across The UK and Europe. Shortly after returning from abroad, the band will next hit the road on the 20 Year of All’s Well That Ends Well Tour with ChiodosHawthorne Heights and Emmure. Later this year, band will also be performing on the Coheed And Cambria S.S. Neverender Cruise beginning in Miami, FL to Cozumel, Mexico. For ticket info, please click the link here.

25 Years Of Noise World Tour Dates with Silverstein,

Thursday + Bloom:

Feb 28 – Manchester, UK @ O2 Ritz

Mar 1 – London, UK @ O2 Forum Kentish Town

Mar 4 – Brussels, BE @ AB Box

Mar 5 – Paris, FR @ Trabendo

Mar 6 – Amsterdam, NL @ Melkweg

Mar 7 – Wiesbaden, DE @ Schlachthof Wiesbaden

Mar 8 – Munich, DE @ Backstage Werk

Mar 10 – Vienna, AT @ Arena Wien

Mar 11 – Nuremburg, DE @ Löwensaal

Mar 13 – Berlin, DE @ Huxleys Neue Welt

Mar 14 – Hamburg, DE @ Frosse Freiheit 36

Mar 15 – Cologne, DE @ Palladium Köln

20 Years of All’s Well That Ends Well with Chiodos,

Hawthorne Heights + Emmure:

Mar 21 – Royal Oak, MI @ Royal Oak Theater

Mar 22 – Chicago, IL @ Vic Theater

Mar 23 – Minneapolis, MN @ The Fillmore

Mar 25 – Denver, CO @ The Fillmore

Mar 26 – Salt Lake City @ The Depot

Mar 28 – Seattle, WA @ The Showbox

Mar 29 – Portland, OR @ Roseland

Mar 31 – Los Angeles, CA @ The Wiltern

Apr 1 – San Francisco, CA @ The Warfield

Apr 2 – San Diego, CA @ Soma

Apr 3 – Phoenix, AZ @ The Van Buren

Apr 5 – San Antonio, TX @ Vibes Event Center

Apr 6 – Houston, TX @ House Of Blues

Apr 7 – Dallas, TX @ House Of Blues

Apr 9 – St. Louis, MO @ Pageant

Apr 11 – Nashville, TN @ Marathon Music Works

Apr 12 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

Apr 13 – Charlotte, NC @ The Fillmore

Apr 15 – St. Pete, FL @ Jannus Landing

Apr 16 – Charleston, SC @ Charleston Music Hall

Apr 17 – Raleigh, NC @ Ritz

Apr 18 – Richmond, VA @ The National

Apr 20 – Silver Spring, MD @ The Fillmore

Apr 21 – New York, NY @ Webster Hall

Apr 22 – Worcester, MA @ Palladium

Apr 24 – Philadelphia, PA @ Franklin Music Hall

Apr 25 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Roxian Theater

Apr 26 – Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue

Coheed And Camrbia S.S. Neverender Cruise:

Nov 8-13 – Miami, FL to Cozumel, MX

The Callous Daoboys new album ‘I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven’ is  out 16th May 2025. Pre-order – HERE

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